Hung Chow calls into work and says, ‘Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.’
The boss says, ‘You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.’
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ‘I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon………You got nice house’
Ask your dealer if it’s right for you. LOL
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a roomeveryone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ waist and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”
Sometimes, when you think you’ve met that special guy who’s going to be with you all the way to the end of middle school, he ends up leaving you for “that ass and those tet tet’s.”
He said…I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said…You wear pants don’t you?